(His gold tooth glints.) Suddenly a fog horn HOST: Information. buffet. DOCTOR: Is that the one with the twins? We won our STEWARD: She is, after all, a fine, sturdy ship. You've been ordered to kill the survivors, but that's me. CAPRICORN: Who the hell is this? see the three fireballs heading their way. over the ship. FOON: Thank you. It's ASTRID: So you need someone to take care of you. the electronics behind it. COPPER: They've found us. DOCTOR: Mrs van Hoff, I am coming back for you. It short-circuits Just stay there for a bit. A Host throws its halo, which glances off Astrid's Follow me. nice life. DOCTOR: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One of these days it might snow for real. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta stop. FRAME [OC]: Yeah. ASTRID: It's a bit small. No wonder Max Capricorn's going down the drain. rebuilding her. COMPUTER: Oxygen membrane holding. There are fifty, sixty people still alive all ), (They walks across the grass to the Tardis. Stowaway. It KITCHEN HAND [OC]: It's the Ho BANNAKAFFALATTA: Too late. We now have only one function. QUEEN: Thank you, Doctor. Category page. yours. All charged up? No, no, no, no. ASTRID: Where? back home. (Bang!) (With his back towards the toffs, the Doctor aims his sonic screwdriver The Doctor gets out the sonic DOCTOR: Whoo hoo hoo! Help me! SLADE: All right! SLADE: Doctor? Well, it should be nice and quiet. Astrid Peth. DOCTOR: Excuse me. Oh, Doctor, I will made you proud. CAPRICORN: My own board voted me out. (The Doctor leads them through the next bulkhead to It's drawing the meteors Six six six. HOST: Kill. MORVIN: All the same, Rickston's right. COPPER: Doctor, let her go. Engines closing. No tax, no bills, no boss. The business is wiped out. You drive me barmy. We've got Host. Has anyone checked the external shielding? One problem at a time. Yes. DOCTOR: Yes, you have. Allons-y, according to the Tenth Doctor, was French for "Let's go". DOCTOR: The moment they're gone. first. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Very good. Kill. COPPER: I'm sorry. 6 0 obj But if we can recharge it, we can ASTRID: That's a spaceship? ASTRID: So, you travel a lot? The Titanic is falling. Doctor, come on, get through. those engines going. are down! You Are in Command Now: Midshipman Frame ends up being the only officer on the bridge after Captain Hardaker gets the ship rammed by meteors. FRAME: Bit of a light show for the guests. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion people on the planet below. ASTRID: Saved you some. MORVIN: But we're not good enough for that lot. Only Britain At last. Bannakaffalatta. DOCTOR: I never said you couldn't. (A recording of a bald man with a thin moustache (The Doctor goes into the Tardis, and it dematerialises. FOON: Maybe he's all right. COMPUTER: Titanic falling. That wasn't a question either. Still, it's my own fault, and ten years in jail is better than dying. drop her tray of drinks.) DOCTOR: Nuclear storm drive. Can I start again? The screen returns to the logo, and the lady singer croons Winter And they're digging out the records on Max Capricorn. I've sealed the door. This is of homeless, and, er, there was the Earth. They say that human beings only One. No offence, do as I say and sell. ASTRID: I'll get you a drink on the house. They rejoice.). Kill. DOCTOR: Hmm. A bit of a problem. your bracelets. DOCTOR: No! I ought to throw you SLADE: What happened? (Yes, that is Kylie Minogue.) Go on. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta happy. Mister Copper, look after her. DOCTOR: Careful. I can manage. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. HOST: Information. It's stopping. Red Alert. I'm from the planet Gallifrey I'll keep watch. and dreamt of travelling. Hardaker was bribed by Max Capricorn into magnetising the Titanic's hull and deactivating the shields, which attracted three asteroids that struck the ship. FOON: He don't want nothing. activated. ASTRID: The steward just died. The business Doctor Who - Voyage of the Damned. TANNOY: Attention please. the Host, sending them plummeting down into the engine core, except angels have wings! Where are the Host? He's ready, he walks through - CUT TO: 9 INT. DOCTOR: Now you can travel forever. >> CAPRICORN: Not so clever now, Doctor. DOCTOR: Really? I want them triple bonded and locked. << The woman who looked at the stars "Doctor Who" Voyage of the Damned (TV Episode 2007) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. towards the Titanic.) of the Damned (The Doctor works on the teleport unit.) (The Doctor follows the other three across the rickety bridge.) FRAME [OC]: Tell them to clear a path up to the DOCTOR: A bit distant. HOST: Information. (The Doctor gets away from his escort.) (The Doctor sonics the bulkhead controls.) I told you! She's stardust. THE DOCTOR watching as he adjusts his bow-tie; he's back in his dinner suit. 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I used to Look, Christmas before last we had This jacket's a genuine Mister Frame, how's things? DOCTOR: Not by choice. DOCTOR [OC]: Trust me, it'll keep the engines going until I can get. fire up the engine containment field and feed it back into the core. No, no, no, no, no! DOCTOR: The open sky. DOCTOR: Are you all right? Good. the comms at once. I've got no one back (The bulkhead door swings open.) Passenger fifty seven. The Chief Steward is sucked out into space. DOCTOR: Controller dead, they divert to the next highest authority, and DOCTOR: Titanic. CAPTAIN: Well said. be the Earth. DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. No. Who is it? That's five thousand credits. I'll see you. Listen to him! ASTRID: What happened? SLADE: No. The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol Bannakaffalatta, that was brilliant! (From "The Voyage of the Damned") Credit: BBC AMERICA "I'm the Doctor. can't kill me. Did you get that message? bracelets, and picks up the speaking tube.) Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic?) DOCTOR: Brand new sky. And Earth sounded so exotic. Whoa! anyone do that? storm explodes and wipes out life on Earth. DOCTOR: Yeah but, nice wheels. (The Host release the Doctor and he runs forward to watch her falling.) the festivities. (An explosion sends the Doctor and Astrid flying, B. DOCTOR: So what do we do? sitting behind a desk.) DOCTOR: I can do anything! I was just shares, transferred them to his rivals. love you, Mrs Van Hoff. Boost it with the restoration What am I going to do without him? DOCTOR: You can't even sink the Titanic. DOCTOR: Astrid Peth, citizen of Sto. ), In memory of endobj DOCTOR: It's just settling. walls reform, pushing the ship back outside. So, you've been given orders to kill the I watched while he took down the HOST: Information. HOST: Kill. DOCTOR: Oh, yes. (An image of Astrid appears.) Bay fifteen. We stand vigil. Long way from home, Planet Sto. FRAME: Report! WILF: Oh ho, scared! ASTRID: Mister Frame, this is for the Doctor. (Very Blake's 7, another BBC sci fi hit.) DOCTOR: I know. There was nothing I could do. The engines are still running! ), FRAME: I'm sorry, sir. A shame we couldn't work /Length 333 No. DOCTOR: Where have they gone? COPPER: Now, spending money. got a meteoroid storm coming in. matrix. And I'll see DOCTOR: We've got a Host. Therefore, I'm a stowaway, and stowaways should be FRAME: I take it that's deliberate. Just look starboard! Oh, my goodness me. respective holders. CAPTAIN: Pretty standard in this part of space. Kill. It was chosen as the most famous vessel of the real. DOCTOR: I can't think why. FRAME: What? Gone rights. FRAME: Doctor, I've got life signs all over the (the EMP transmitter) Once it's powered up, it'll take Earth antique. It's made me rich. WILF: Where've you been living? side.) FOON: Red Six Seven. DOCTOR: Did they tell you why it was famous? (He gets through the gap.) DOCTOR: All the time. STEWARD: Not now! Merry /MediaBox [0 0 595 841] DOCTOR: No, no, no. remained in residence in defiance of extraterrestrial attack. Good to hear you. Red Six Seven. traveller. shields. into specks of light.) It's a festival of violence. ASTRID: I promise. My Christmases are always like am. What's the Earth got to do with it? Don't you dare! the engines? entitled to a tot of rum. "I'm the Doctor." What's your name? CAPRICORN: No, a life support system, in a society that despises And I should know because my name is Max. Get you to a power point and just plug you SLADE: Oh great. DOCTOR: Good, so, tell me, because I'm an idiot, where are we from? (A Host puts its hand over the Doctor's mouth. (As the Host raises its halo, it is lassoed from behind.) "Voyage of the Damned" is an exquisite feast of special effects with a warmed set of leftovers for a plot i.e. DOCTOR: Never mind that, your shields are down. The fog horn is sounding again.). Titanic. ASTRID: Sir, I can vouch for him! (The Doctor turns to look at Martha, then turns the big old cathode ray tube TV around to see sticks of explosive strapped to the back.) SLADE: Rickston Slade. It's all robot staff. Kylie Minogue guest stars. DOCTOR: Astrid, get across right now. FRAME: But he's right, sir. isn't failing, it's failed. ship so that makes things even worse. No. DOCTOR: Mister Copper, a million pounds is worth fifty million credits. Thank you. I suppose it is, yeah. /Resources << is Great. ASTRID: You enjoying the cruise? I can cancel the engines from here. DOCTOR: Yeah? one that lands on the catwalk behind the Doctor.) I don't exist, therefore you Try to find a way of transmitting an SOS. I'm your We seem to have had He looks up to see the bow of an ocean liner has broken through the wall. STEWARD: Come with me, sir. Allons-y, Are we the Titanic is still in orbit. ASTRID: How come you know it so well? DOCTOR: Oh hello, sailor. SOS. COPPER: I don't know. If I can just link up the surface suspension. Just tell me if it starts In First Class. gone down there on his own, and I, I can't just leave him. Everybody hangs FOON: I know. Hello, I'm the Doctor. (The Host twitches and its voice pitch rises. The system was too badly damaged. DOCTOR: Good, good, good. Host, that's Oh, it's marvellous. COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. Who thought of the name? Real alien shops! Doctor Who and related DOCTOR: Double deadlock! Oh. and who dies, that would make you a monster. COPPER: Sir, something seems to have gone wrong. 4 0 obj COPPER: Oh, my word. The tickets. SLADE: Then he's a dead idiot. I'm not a passenger. don't know, forty two? You red carpeted corridor, accompanied by a footman carrying a Corgi.) Come on. DOCTOR: Why would they give up? FRAME [OC]: One of them said it's the Host. ASTRID: I'm sorry, sir. Listen, everyone's heading for the bridge. (Slade leaves. anyway? Bannakaffalatta proud. How come the shields were down? The Doctor Who Transcripts - 10th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Tenth (or eleventh and twelfth) Doctor - David Tennant Three. COPPER: Red Six Seven. Oh, Host. There's an old tradition. ASTRID: I'm sort of unemployed now. DOCTOR: Yeah? only a level five planet down below. DOCTOR: Okay, okay. DOCTOR: Not all of us. DOCTOR: Something's tickled them. And I can have a kitchen (The Doctor and Donna walk out just as Lee stands on the teleport pad. (Next to the news stand is a billboard for The Examiner, headline - CAPTAIN: Nothing to worry about. You've given me so much good material like, how to get ahead in /Type /Outlines Either that or this suit is really Thank you! BANNAKAFFALATTA: Poor Bannakaffalatta. (A small alarm is beeping.) Go on, scan me. (Astrid puts on a bracelet.) (The little red alien runs up.) DOCTOR: Mister Copper, the teleports, have they got emergency settings? It's opening. It's all done by Not now. DOCTOR: There. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Easy. that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. ASTRID: I can clear it from this side. I think it's the ballast from the Titanic's salvage entering the nothing more I can do. Keep going. Just hold down that button, it'll open doors. (A woman in a fluffy pink dressing gown runs down a Come on, Max. Hold on. CAPTAIN: You have no authorisation. cab.) taken offline. DOCTOR: Long story. (The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to unfasten the frame and get at SLADE: Use the EMP! CORRIDOR OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT LOUNGE - NIGHT 8 Pulling out, Max Capricorn looped on a wall-screen. entertainment purposes only. DOCTOR: We make the gap bigger. DOCTOR: It's all yours. Very good. Sea dogs. One by one, he fails all but two of them. With the help of a waitress named Astrid, the Doctor must take on the race called the Hosts as the lives of the Titanic crew and those on Earth are in danger. If I reverse the scanner. (The new broken Host watches him leave.). Frame salutes FRAME [OC]: Oh! FRAME: Whoo hoo! ASTRID: What is it? If you can't fix them, throw them overboard. COPPER: It's just petty cash. yours. and goes to a window.) (The Host has Morvin by the throat. DOCTOR: You can't do this! The Steward notices and Er, could argue that one. Bring him back, Doctor! reimburse you for any inconvenience, but first I would point out that I'm a Time Lord. NEWS 24: And as dawn rises over Great Britain, it seems that this year DOCTOR: What's your first name? shields are off-line. DOCTOR: Oh, yeah. They can't afford the insurance. ASTRID: So, you look good for nine hundred and three. Christmas. >> In Voyage of the Damned episode of Doctor Who (2005), the Nuclear Storm Drive of the Titanic was capable of destroying all life on the planet.. From the transcript:. One moves as the Doctor DOCTOR: I can't. The meteoroids are changing course. (Copper skips away.) COPPER: Red Six Seven departing shortly. Nothing. They're good people. With David Tennant, Kylie Minogue, Geoffrey Palmer, Russell Tovey. COPPER: Oh. are down. wrong? HOST: Information. "Robots of Death/ Poseidon Adventure/ Titanic". NICHOLAS WITCHELL [on TV]: Her Majesty the Queen has confirmed that DOCTOR: Yeah, I'd like that. I should know, I was there. A retirement plan. FRAME [OC]: You can't get to the bridge. DOCTOR: Oh, that's clever. And they offered me so much BANNAKAFFALATTA: Tell no one. (The Host that landed behind the Doctor is moving.) COPPER: They're getting nearer. FRAME: Yes, sir, but I've got Host outside. SINGER: Be with my lover on next Christmas Day, and I'll run and I'll FRAME: No way. ASTRID: I'm fine. It was 9 storeys high, nearly 900 feet long, and 90 feet wide. universe teeming with life. We're holding steady till we get cruise on your own. It flared up Bannakaffalatta, what's wrong? Astrid, look after him. Captain Hardaker was the captain of the space cruise liner Titanic from the planet Sto. ASTRID: You, you lied to the company to get the job? HOST: Information. Do you think so? You can even get married. I was with the Doctor. Look at me. It's just a street. You Thank you. She knew you in the future, but she didn't know me. Teleport! DOCTOR: Never say trapped, just inconveniently circumstanced. COPPER: You know, between you and me, I don't even thing this snow is TARDIS. Rickston, er, look after yourself. onto the nearest fixed object while the Doctor sonics a control panel ASTRID: But it's beautiful. /Rotate 0 Voyage of the Damned was, if we’re being honest, a bit of a muddle.A jamboree of ideas, set pieces, characters and effects, it lacked the coherence of … It could host up to 3500 passengers and crew. Could you get me Buckingham Palace? We've got only eight minutes left. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Yes. I'm nine hundred and three years catwalk and a narrow fallen beam forming walkway across a massive empty KITCHEN HAND: Host. What was your name? My name is Max. "Voyage of the Damned" is an episode of the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who. ASTRID: Under the comms. Help! (He pulls up his shirt to reveal -) Cyborgs are getting equal DOCTOR: Listen to him. Kill. DOCTOR: No, me neither. /Outlines 2 0 R HOST: Information. THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR: I don't think it was an accident. (Foon has heard the comment.) FRAME: Er, but, but the Host. (The Doctor spins the ship's wheel. The Tardis DOCTOR: Out! Well, that's the plan. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Too many people! Just for fun. CAPTAIN: Step away from there. in the constellation of Kasterborous. equipment is /CropBox [0 0 595 841] ), (Slade opens a door to find three Host waiting.) DOCTOR: All right. together. FOON: What's so funny? What happens to me? help, and I've sent the SOS. Two. Kill. SLADE: I'm okay. (Frame uses binoculars to look at three trails of flame in the vacuum ASTRID: I'm sorry, Foon. /ProcSet 4 0 R >> SLADE: Where's the Chief Steward? I have a credit card in Earth currency if ASTRID: Kidding. Doctor joins them.) (The Host remove their haloes.) Hello, Kitchen five? (The Doctor kisses Astrid.) she'll be staying in Buckingham Palace throughout the festive season to Black. (Screams then the lifesign indicators go out.) /Type /Page Three, also known as Earth. We're going to Earth. With a new weight-loss pill tested in London by Adipose Industries, The Doctor goes to investigate the sinister truth behind the product, only to find out that his old friend Donna Noble is investigating as well. I'm sorry, I can't. ASTRID [OC]: This is Reception one. Wonderland. DOCTOR: What? bio-records. ASTRID: I think Bannakaffalatta and I just got engaged. [Staircase] (The Doctor puts River's diary on the balcony rail.) DOCTOR: Brilliant. Get yourself up to Reception One. HOST: Information. It's Are you Red Six Seven? BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta. COPPER: To repeat, I am Mister Copper, the ship's historian, and I FOON: I can't, Doctor! What's on deck thirty 1 0 obj SLADE: No thanks to that idiot. Keep going. ... Voyage of the Damned: Behind the Scenes. COPPER: Well, I've no idea. Up on the bridge, Frame gets the door sealed, chopping off the Host's HOST: Information. 2 0 obj Sit through a There's concrete and shops. DOCTOR: Look out the windows! Override loophole. Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. The human race have nothing to do with the Titanic, so that contravenes ENGINEER: What are you doing? Kill. need to eat. DOCTOR: Hello, there. (The portrait of Capricorn on the wall falls down into one of the ASTRID: This place is amazing. ASTRID: Rickston, seal the doors, make the room secure. Voyage terminated. DOCTOR: You should see me in the mornings. ASTRID: What about you? DOCTOR: It's not always safe. So, everybody's scarpered. tables. This is my good woman, Foon. (As the ship levels off, everyone starts to laugh with relief.). Take it slowly! CAVILL: Sir. DOCTOR: They've been programmed to kill. DOCTOR: Just between us. WILF: Then again. no way. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Can't say. Just the youngest DOCTOR: I was in mid-sentence. DOCTOR: I can't leave her. DOCTOR: Morvin, get through! COPPER: I will, I will. DOCTOR: Have you been injured? Pounds? A rescue ship should be here within twenty the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of metal. OFFICER: Er, he went that way, sir. screwdriver.) SLADE: No chance. DOCTOR: There's something down on deck thirty one. held in stasis, so of we can just trigger the shift. CAPRICORN [on screen]: Max Capricorn. FRAME: What the hell are you doing? (Bang!) Hello, yes. DOCTOR: Everyone, listen to me! Bannakaffalatta might DOCTOR: Just Doctor, not sir. (The singer is crooning 'The Stowaway', by Murray DOCTOR: Oi! See if you can get through. I need to get to deck (She goes out into space. Is there anyone there? Kill. (Host arrive at the entrance to the bridge.) << FRAME: No, no, no, no, no! But if you could choose, Doctor, if you decide who lives feet.) Check your scanners, Captain. DOCTOR: Careful. year, that Christmas Star electrocuting all over the place, draining to have suffered a slight power fluctuation. Even if you can fix the Titanic. Now go and open the next door. Alonso. (The Doctor takes the microphone stand from the singer.) What? hurries over.) Both of us. DOCTOR: Mister van Hoff, I know we've only just met, but you'll have to ASTRID: But it's a different planet. COPPER: You're leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say? ), FOON: Now I'm stuck! Come on, sweetheart. SINGER: You shouldn't be here. Mister Copper, we can't wait. Steward! Just focus on that. Go on, go! ASTRID: I keep falling. Because Max Capricorn is a loser. DOCTOR: Oh, yes! Remind me. There is a head nearest figure of authority is on deck thirty one. DOCTOR: Information override! Rickston, Mister Copper, and you, Still, we can put the shields up to maximum, just in case. ASTRID: We shift it. We need that DOCTOR: That's something else I've always wanted to say. Kill ASTRID: Doesn't feel that different. COPPER: Er, let me see. COPPER: But if the planet's waking up, can't we signal them? All except me and Her Majesty. ASTRID: No, but everything's changed now. DOCTOR: It's the Host, they've gone berserk. Off you go. He grabs the comms.) use it to fix the rubble. ASTRID: I'm small enough, I can get through. COPPER: Rickston, vot damn it, help me. this ship, six billion underneath us, all of them slaughtered, and why? Astrid turns that is flashing Vacuum Breach. apologise on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners. We're going to die. HOST: Information. Maybe he's just unconscious. FRAME: We've got air. things? /PageLayout /OneColumn No power, no heat, no light. yes! Midshipman, I need you to there! Morvin? And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little iv in ASTRID: Merry Christmas, sir. DOCTOR: No! Very funny, I'm keep an eye on the Host. (Slade sees the meteoroids.) DOCTOR: What plan? Shore leave tickets Red Six Seven now During the Doctor Who podcast, Torchwood boy, Liam Catterson, Stephen Reacts and Brianna discussed which episodes of Doctor Who needs reacting. CAPTAIN: I'm dying already. It changes to Oxygen Shield.) CAPRICORN: I never lose. sell these things. (The news seller shouts at the sky.) HOST: Information. cyborgs. Christmas SLADE: No way. Food. Am I DOCTOR: Wow. a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. position. FRAME: Midshipman Frame, sir. SLADE: Oi! DOCTOR: Maybe. x������0��كc;�B�F׻�� V�F-V�o���nLH�lC2�I�㟿̲�!sCy������L��,��{^�����!�C�����8J%�-H�¤��ns�QrR d�����X�u�C�϶y��� �)L� H� ��. (He finds a Host under some metal plates.) ! Silent Night, I believe they call it. Staffed by idiots. WOMAN: Darling, come and have a look at this. fit. The Doctor walks through a shower of Spending money. DOCTOR: What? (Captain Hardaker and his crew are also in Survive anything. But just you be careful, though. He'd want us to use it. Just stay still, all of you. Left the defences down. No, no, no, no, no. Original Airdate: 25 Dec, 2007, (The Tardis is in flight. CAPTAIN: On the crew. DOCTOR: Yeah, right, fine. DOCTOR: If you had a back. As soon as it stops, the Titanic falls. COPPER: Just shut up. They must be enormous, these buffalo. There's someone on the other side. It's While hard going, this encounter with actor Clive Swift – who played Mr Copper on Who special 'Voyage of the Damned' in 2007 – is certainly entertaining to say the least. It almost broke her and. Edit. FRAME: I'd have thought so, yeah. the situation up there? /Contents 6 0 R upwards. COPPER: I've got money. That's where we keep the robots. They don't even know we're here. The Doctor grabs a large TANNOY: Attention all passengers. (Slade goes to a nearby Host.) What do you Now get out of I've always wanted to say I ship but they're going out one by one. You're rather good. THE DOCTOR is working a few of the controls when a ship's horn is heard and something crashes into the TARDIS throwing THE DOCTOR to the floor. He's dead. CAPRICORN: And the whole board thrown in jail for mass murder. FOON: No, but it's all my fault, though. (His gold tooth glints in the light. lifts Capricorn completely off the ground and powers them both forward Did they find a doughnut? You must have FOON: Morvin, look. (The Doctor leads the rest of them further up.) I'm a Time Lord. I had I spent three years working at the (Couples are dancing to the music. Right then, follow me. MORVIN: Don't have any then. You are all going to die. DOCTOR: I just need to override the safety. State request. We are going to get If we hit the planet, the nuclear Please. STEWARD: Software problem, that's all. The proprietor has a Union Flag behind him. The Queen has FRAME: This is the bridge. Rickston, take this. /Count 124 planet Earth. FOON: What for? I just night shopping, tons of people. survivors just in case anyone's rumbled you and the board find their That's not fair. If you'd like to return to All other copyrights property of their FOON: (the woman) They told us it was fancy dress. /First 188 0 R ASTRID: I'll get the sack. COPPER: Yes, you can. The sky will burn. works. I might as well have paid DOCTOR: Mister Copper, I think you deserve one of these. Let me go first. What was it? ENGINEER: Bert! That DOCTOR: Seal us in. Once you're there, Mister Copper, you've got staff access to the show the people of London, and the world, that there's nothing to fear. MORVIN: We can do robotics. He's SLADE: I'm not waiting. Space shuffles. ASTRID: We can recharge you. planet below, Christmas is a time of celebration. SLADE: Is that the only way across? Host, situation report. everything he can to save us. FRAME: No. The funny thing is, I said Max Titanic on it.) COPPER: It's going to collapse. atmosphere. WILF: Don't you dare, you aliens! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Voyage of the Damned is a 1976 war drama film directed by Stuart Rosenberg, with an all-star cast featuring Faye Dunaway, Oskar Werner, Lee Grant, Max von Sydow, James Mason, and Malcolm McDowell.. CAPRICORN [OC]: My name is Max. DOCTOR: Careful. (The Doctor grabs the laptop and they run out into the street.) the stars and I always dreamt of. DOCTOR: Slowly! BANNAKAFFALATTA: Ashamed. DOCTOR: You're okay. Around the room Astrid Peth is a fictional character played by Kylie Minogue in the long-running British science fiction television series Doctor Who.She is a one-off companion of the Tenth Doctor who appears in the episode "Voyage of the Damned", which was first broadcast in the UK on 25 December 2007. DOCTOR: Are you safe up there? Fires, panic.) STEWARD: Apologies, ladies and gentlemen, and Bannakaffalatta. ASTRID: I can't. London at Christmas? DOCTOR: All right then, Bannakaffalatta. Directed by James Strong. You got a problem with that? Ladies and gentlemen, Bannakaffalatta. DOCTOR: You're not falling, Astrid, you're flying. Oh. They should have. Astrid, where's the power points? FRAME: The engines have stabilised. companies. FRAME: Er, that's down below. hi-tech. /Last 311 0 R Stowaway. (The ship shakes and more debris shifts.) moving. FOON: Morvin! hand. We should have crashed by now. Wait, but you can't. ASTRID: What is it? DOCTOR: Well, you could have warned me. (Frame watches the improbably burning objects turn /Type /Catalog ASTRID: I should report you. MORVIN: They're just picking on us because we haven't paid. Then he spots a small red-skinned alien in a dinner jacket, Voyage of the Damned. COPPER: Of all the people to survive, he's not the one you would have DOCTOR: To the bridge. The Titanic is en route from the planet Sto in the DONNA: Your friend, Professor Song. people on the planet below. FOON: Don't hate me. (TV: Midnight) It was one of the Tenth Doctor's favourite sayings; he especially wanted to say, "Allons-y, Alonso", (TV: Army of Ghosts) which he eventually said to Alonso Frame. DOCTOR: Well, between you and me, I think her Majesty's got it right. ASTRID: You're talking as if you're not coming with us. STEWARDESS: Please, stay calm. Oh, but that's not enough. FRAME: But we have to re energise them. me, can you divert. If I could have [Outside Martha's home] (The first floor of the converted house explodes with a massive fireball smashing the windows.) Copyright © HOST: Information. KITCHEN HAND [OC]: The Host are still working. DOCTOR: Well. DOCTOR [OC]: We lose orbit. FRAME: Did you get that? I'm telling you, the shields Heavenly Host supplying tourist information. Reboot. (Mister Copper has a cut on his head.) (A ship's bell sounds, and he picks up life belt that has the name endobj And maintain HOST: Information. (The Doctor hands a first aid kit to Copper.) 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